Pretty sure my wife will leave me if i buy a spey rod. Right before dinner my bride gave me the look she gives the cat when she makes the cat sleep in the garage because....At the moment I have all my fly boxes (which equates to quite a few) spread out across the living room floor. After I got home from work I thought I'd relax for a few minutes and rethink how to organize my flies for the 1000th time. For some reason, she doesn't seem to find my ponderings as relaxing as I do. She doesn't like beer or the movie Blazing Saddles either, though, so plainly she has a screw loose.