I am sooo busted!

Matt Burke

Active Member
#76
NFR: I am sooo busted!

One more thing. Using Preparation H as a lubricant can help prevent prolapsing up to a certain age at any orriface.
 
#78
NFR: I am sooo busted!

Sure, I do it all the time. When a colon or uterus has prolapsed, it has to be manually reapproximated back into place. Gently work the tissue back into the orifice. Now the sphincter at the anus might cause you a little grief, so massage into the remaining tissue some Preparation H. This will help shrink the tissue allowing you to get it back where it belongs. This is only temporary. The next really large bowel movement will make the “pink sock” return. Stool softeners are recommended. Usually surgery can only provide a more lasting fix. I don’t know how many times one of my 90 year old ladies was just walking around and plop! “So and so’s uterus fell out again.” I’d have to dash over and reapproximate it before any family members walked down the hall. You get used to it.

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See you guys in 50 years........:eek:

I pray that I never have to deal with my "pink sock".
 

Citori

Piscatorial Engineer
#79
NFR: I am sooo busted!

It is written - the definition of the word "bachelor" is "someone who never makes the same mistake once"

From personal experience, the girlfriend, pre-marriage is the best time of your relationship. Things do NOT improve from that stage. Be forewarned...

That medical charlatan Citori missed this in his differential. Congratulations Snake!
Boot, I want to thank you again for your unwavering support and spot-on observation.

Some say Love is like a butterfly, hold it in your open hand and let it go, if true, it will come back to you. I say love is like a tick. It's cute to look at and interesting to be close to, but once it buries its head in your skin, the only way to get rid of it is with fire and blade, and it's gonna leave a scar. If you leave it the way it is, it's gonna give you years of misery and pain.

Dude, you are so busted - and it has nothing to do with your post...
 

Mike Etgen

Not Quite A Luddite, But Can See One From Here
#80
NFR: I am sooo busted!

I would suggest that coming onto this website to solicit relationship advice is a little like asking Barack Obama for bowling tips. :thumb:
 
#81
NFR: I am sooo busted!

I would suggest that coming onto this website to solicit relationship advice is a little like asking Barack Obama for bowling tips. :thumb:
Obama can't bowl?????

That has got to be horse shite.

I would never even consider living in the White House if I couldn't get over 200.
 

Philster

Active Member
#82
NFR: I am sooo busted!

I would suggest that coming onto this website to solicit relationship advice is a little like asking Barack Obama for bowling tips. :thumb:
Yes... Reading most of the responses I am reminded of the line from the movie "So High". The premise is that two rappers end up going to Harvard... Don't question it... Just flow with it... At one point one of them says incredulously "How could I fail Women's Studies... I LOVE BITCHES!":p
 

Jim Wallace

Smells like low tide.
#83
Ha Ha, Philster, I once shacked up with a b--..., er, I mean, woman, who was majoring in Women's Studies, and she reworked my entire vocabulary!:confused:

"Chicks" are baby chickens. Remember that!
 
#84
Reminds me about the time my daughter was in a women's studies class. Thier assignment was to find examples of advertisements where women were shown as sexual objects. Front page of the local rag showed a great deal of a woman's cleavage and Mardi Gras beads. The subtitle was come grab a little fun at Mardi Gras. She took it home to show her boyfriend where a discussion followed. He told her she was just being to sensitive because of her class. She told him the discussion was over before she said something she could not take back. The next day he asked if she was still mad at him. She said no that she was just very disappointed. To him that was worse than yelling at him. I had to laugh because that was the very same thing I had said to her years before when I found out she had a party at our ranch when I was out of town. She learned well. :thumb:
 
#86
Reminds me about the time my daughter was in a women's studies class. Thier assignment was to find examples of advertisements where women were shown as sexual objects. Front page of the local rag showed a great deal of a woman's cleavage and Mardi Gras beads. The subtitle was come grab a little fun at Mardi Gras. She took it home to show her boyfriend where a discussion followed. He told her she was just being to sensitive because of her class. She told him the discussion was over before she said something she could not take back. The next day he asked if she was still mad at him. She said no that she was just very disappointed. To him that was worse than yelling at him. I had to laugh because that was the very same thing I had said to her years before when I found out she had a party at our ranch when I was out of town. She learned well. :thumb:
I really don't see why she got so 'disappointed'? She gave an opinion. He said her opinion might be influenced by her recent experiences. ............: Am I missing something?