I think that I'm just about ready to jump off the deep end. If you can't fish or talk about it Just think it to yourself. I just pulled out my last hair.
there once was an old man named Jim,
Who had pulled the last hair in his chin,
He would say all the time
"follow the squiggly blue lines"
Then he'd take his 4-wheeler for a spin
There was a young man named Boot,
Who was almost as verbose as Newt.
He would stay up late at night,
To amaze us with what he would write,
Now if only he could do it for loot.
jesse
I knew a fly guy from Nantucket
Carried trout to high lakes in a bucket
His only wish
Was to catch beautiful fish
Went bonefishing instead - said fuckit
There was a new guy from Kitsap,
Who thought he knew where the fish were at,
He knew he could match the hatch,
But the hopes exceeded the catch,
He said with a grin,
As he stripped in again,
At least I'm not home watchin' The stupid friggin' television!!!!
There was a new guy from Kitsap,
Who thought he knew where the fish were at,
He knew he could match the hatch,
But the hopes exceeded the catch,
He said with a grin,
As he stripped in again,
At least I'm not home watching The stupid friggin' television!!!!
Limericks are 5 lines. The 1st 2nd and 5 rhyme. and the 3 and 4th rhyme.
The angler lusted after a Sage,
He knew they were all the rage.
At a shop he tried out the pole
But instead of buying he stole.
And now he is locked up in a cage.
jesse
Limericks are 5 lines. The 1st 2nd and 5 rhyme. and the 3 and 4th rhyme.
The angler lusted after a Sage,
He knew they were all the rage.
At a shop he tried out the pole
But instead of buying he stole.
And now he is locked up in a cage.
jesse
An angler, it seems, from Ennis,
Was asked why he fished, he said, "Dennis,
I loves me some trout,
it gets me out and about,
and besides, I'm lousy at tennis."
I once saw a man at Dry Falls
Perfecting his fish catching calls
First a whoop than a roar
of "i've caught 30 or more
but this water is freezing my balls!"
Up and until the "water is freezing my balls" I thought this was about Ira as he's a bit boisterous when he's into trout. He doesn't comment on water temps though.
I once saw a meth-smoking geeter,
who was gutting a fish on the Cedar
He screeched with a twitch,
"Take a look at this, Bitch!
This salmon is really a bleeder!"
One night on the mighty Green River
I would swear I hooked into a liver
then a nose and a hand,
an aorta, be damned,
and a foot with a bad case of rigor
One day i was fishing "the Ford"
and the sky opened up and it poured
well I fought through the ticks,
and the snakes, and the hicks,
but the fish I caught fought like a board
He was swinging for Steel on the Skagit
In frustration he shouted, "I've had it!"
No one was about
So he broke a bead out
And hooked a 20 pound fish with that gadget
After buying my license and permits I found myself poorer than hermits My wallet, now hollow Could barely them swallow Now storing all these is the shits
Tex had longed to visit Seattle
Dreamt of Salmon and epic battle
But guided past pens
Cried "This makes no sense
It feels like I'm fishing for cattle."
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