NFR I like the limerick idea...

Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by Jamie Wilson, Jan 21, 2013.

  1. Dipnet

    Dipnet The wanted posters say Tim Hartman

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    Meh!

    I'm an iconoclast!!! :)

    Poetic convention????

    Try free form!

    Set your soul free my friend, set it free!!! :p:D:D
     
  2. Alex MacDonald

    Alex MacDonald that's His Lordship, to you.....

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    beats me, but it sounded good!
     
  3. Dipnet

    Dipnet The wanted posters say Tim Hartman

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    Of all the fishes in the seas,
    My favorite is the bass.
    It climbs up on the seaweed trees,
    and slides down on it's...
    hands and knees!
    ;)
     
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  4. Guy Gregory

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    An angler, it seems, from Ennis,
    Was asked why he fished, he said, "Dennis,
    I loves me some trout,
    it gets me out and about,
    and besides, I'm lousy at tennis."
     
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  5. Travis Bille

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    I once say a man with no lights
    who was fishing Lenice at night
    he said with a frown
    "this trout isn't a brown
    but a 20 inch rainbow's alright"
     
  6. Travis Bille

    Travis Bille Active Member

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    I once saw a man at Dry Falls
    Perfecting his fish catching calls
    First a whoop than a roar
    of "i've caught 30 or more
    but this water is freezing my balls!"
     
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  7. Travis Bille

    Travis Bille Active Member

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    I once saw a girl on the Yak
    who was drinking a beer from a sack
    as she floated away
    we all heard her say
    "Hey Boys! Take a look at this rack!"
     
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  8. Travis Bille

    Travis Bille Active Member

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    I once saw a meth-smoking geeter,
    who was gutting a fish on the Cedar
    He screeched with a twitch,
    "Take a look at this, Bitch!
    This salmon is really a bleeder!"
     
  9. Travis Bille

    Travis Bille Active Member

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    One night on the mighty Green River
    I would swear I hooked into a liver
    then a nose and a hand,
    an aorta, be damned,
    and a foot with a bad case of rigor
     
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  10. Travis Bille

    Travis Bille Active Member

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    One day i was fishing "the Ford"
    and the sky opened up and it poured
    well I fought through the ticks,
    and the snakes, and the hicks,
    but the fish I caught fought like a board
     
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    Travis Bille Active Member

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    Anyone else want to chip in on the Def Poetry Jam??
     
  12. Mike Wilson

    Mike Wilson Yakbowbw

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    If the skirts get any shorter
    And the wind does not behave
    There will be two more cheeks to powder
    And one more beard to shave
     
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    Travis Bille Active Member

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    I once met a man on the Eel
    with a bicycle rim for a reel
    he laughed my jokes
    about the card in the spokes
    for on the end of his line was a steel
     
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    Travis Bille Active Member

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    Anyone else have something to add??
     
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    He was swinging for Steel on the Skagit
    In frustration he shouted, "I've had it!"
    No one was about
    So he broke a bead out
    And hooked a 20 pound fish with that gadget
     
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