NFR Just in Case...

Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by _WW_, Dec 20, 2012.

  1. Olive bugger

    Olive bugger Active Member

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    Well, IF it does come, perhaps we can get some answers, like why does a rooster pheasant always crap when he cackles and takes off?

    Well, I guess If somebody was going to dust my tail with #2 Pellets I would crap too.... OK next question.
     
  2. Chad Lewis

    Chad Lewis NEVER wonder what to do with your free time

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    In celebration of the world not ending, I'm gonna go surf some snow. Fresh, powdery snow. Mmmmmmmm, snow......
    I wonder if Mayans ever saw snow. Would they really predict the end of the world if they'd have had snowboards and skis? And snow? I mean, when bloody human sacrifice and rampant corn production were the defining characteristics of your civilization, it must have been hard to get out of bed in the mornings. But I think snow would have changed their outlook and extended the end of the firmament at least another few hundred years. And pizza. Gotta get pizza in there too. Pizza really would have clinched it and saved us from the almost certain doom of the Mayan prognosticators.
     
  3. GAT

    GAT Dumbfounded

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    Ratz. I fell once again for the end of the world prediction. I was also sure that comet going by a few years ago was an alien spacecraft.

    Who's behind these cruel tricks?
     
  4. Gary Thompson

    Gary Thompson dirty dog

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    I got laid last nite just in case.
    Looks like I might get laid again sometime in the future.
    Merry Christmas everyone
     
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  5. wa_desert_rat

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    Wife and I slept in this morning... we were up late last night sacrificing an ox to Zeus in order to forestall the end-of-the-world. The ox, unfortunately, escaped but on the bright side headed for I-90 where I'm pretty sure it got T-boned (so to speak) by a semi and is now feeding several families worse off than we are. Looks like it worked... so it's a win-win.

    I'm just glad that it was a Mayan end-of-the-world and not a Polynesian end-of-the-world. It was probably easier finding an ox than a virgin.

    You're welcome.

    Craig
     
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  6. Irafly

    Irafly Indi "Ira" Jones

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    Massage time. Think what you will.
     
  7. bennysbuddy

    bennysbuddy the sultan of swing

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    I hope you don't have to wait for the next end of the world event before that happens!!!!
     
  8. _WW_

    _WW_ Geriatric Skagit Swinger

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    Uh oh! We could be in some real trouble here...
    I just noticed my calander ends on the 31st!!!
     
  9. Old Man

    Old Man Just an Old Man

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    What in the hell is an old man like you having sex. You be careful you don't throw your knee out again.
     
  10. Ed Call

    Ed Call Mumbling Moderator Staff Member

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    Again, what? How the hell do you...never mind. Some things can remain a mystery.
     
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  11. Old Man

    Old Man Just an Old Man

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    Hey shit head. I've met Gary and fished with him. So I can give him a bad time if I want to.
     
  12. Ed Call

    Ed Call Mumbling Moderator Staff Member

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    You have the right to flip anyone crap, and you exercise that right early and often! Cheers!
     
  13. Old Man

    Old Man Just an Old Man

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    Well I hope you and your have a good Christmas.
     
  14. Ed Call

    Ed Call Mumbling Moderator Staff Member

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    Thanks Jim. I'll tell the girls you invited us to fish the Ruby this spring, they will be excited to meet and fish with the legendary Old Man!
     
  15. wa_desert_rat

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    All in all, this has been the most fun end-of-the-world ever!

    Merry Christmas everyone. :)

    Craig