Discussion in 'Classifieds' started by Itchy Dog, Mar 4, 2013.
Sure you do....At least your little stubs are thick/wide!
Kirk, maybe these didn't fit because your were using them as galoshes? Try taking your regular shoes off first and then slipping them on. Or maybe try greasing your legs and feet first with some tallow or chicken fat and slipping them on. If that doesn't work, take the greased feet (now you'll want to do this on carpet and not hardwoods), slide 'em into a trash bag, and then insert the foot, into the trash bag and then into the shoe. It may feel a little funny, and look a litle strange too, but then again, who will have the dry feet in the trashbags in the korkers mocs at the end of the day? That's right...You will...and that's something to feel good about right there.
Trinity: I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for the fit. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when it found me, it told me I wasn't really looking for them so much as I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Neo. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
Neo: Where are the size 8.5 Korker's Mocs?
Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.
I want those mocs!!!!
who throws a shoe? lord stop me now...
For some reason Itchy Dogs classified posts always turn into the most awesome classified ads on the site.
Well done Boot!
That's because Itchy Dog is so full of awesomeness. That and he has a great sense of humor:0.
I'd pay a little more if you threw in those cool shades...
Mr. Smith optics....
The best thing about this 3 Ring Circus is that I've forgotten how disappointed I am about the shoes.
If you signed them I bet they'd go for more. I'm not taking sharpie, but more like a glue gun and glitter .... the sort of bling you'd need a trip to Michae'ls to just even get on the vajazzled radar...
You both impress, and frighten, me Boot. Mostly impress. And I'm threatened by your Photoshop skills.
Measured my garden gnome, he wears an 8 1/2.
Wow! That's below the belt...which in Itchy's case is about a foot off the ground.