Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by drutledg, Jul 17, 2007.
Seriously, the fact that someone would take the time to not only read a thread, but then to post their plea for it to stop, is the funniest part of this whole thing! As if he's being compelled against his will to read it. Hell, to be browsing this site in the first place is completely voluntary.
Get back to work then, dude. Stop slacking off.
Awesome, this is just freaking awesome funny sh*!!!
First, we have Cassanova Cop come on here lookin’ for love, and then he says not, and that he has a woman already. So he came to a freakin’ fishing forum to find him an affair!!! And he posts a picture of him and his poor woman!!! 100 bucks says they’ve been sitting on the couch together, she asks,
“Honey, what are you typing on your computer?”,
“Umm, nothing honey.. .you sure you don’t want to go fish with me?”
And in the picture, she looks hot! So I’m thinkin’ I should find the forum she hangs out at, and put up a thread like, “Newbie shoe shopper would like a female’s perspective and friendship” and see if I can draw her out!
Now they’re both at home on the couch, both typing fervently at the keyboard, both going to the bathroom to relieve themselves in their excitement, Linnea’s pleading for him to leave his wife, I’ve got a cop Rodney King’n me in the streets, we got posters complaining about posters complaining about what we shouldn’t be posting! It’s sheer F*&^ing hell and we’re all so entertained!
This is too funny
But we need the pinks to show up so we have better things to write and read about. . .
Wow...It amazes me how some people love to throw things widely out of perspective. The woman in the picture is my girlfriend. HAHA...oh well...I'm out to patrol the highways. Behave yourselves guys...Peace. DRut
Hey Kids, these are computers and nothing is real, OK, LOL
I would suggest you place an ad in Seattle's finest publication, The Stranger, in the 'lustlab' section "Man seeking other"
After you find a lady friend who is into water play, state troopers, mirrored sunglasses, lines, rods, flies and knots, you should provide us all with a detailed report of how your adventure goes. I would ask that you please include how your Girlfriend reacts to the situation, and I would suggest you also forward the story to your superiors at State Patrol who will no doubt get a kick out of the zany hijinx that ensue.
I might also suggest, as an act of good faith, if you ever meet Linnea, bring the paperwork and a pre-stamped and correctly addressed unsealed envelope for a restraining order, should she wish to fill it out and return it on her own. That would be a courteous and gentlemanly thing to do.
"New Jersey Turnpike ridin' on a wet night 'neath the refinery's glow, out where
the great black rivers flow
License, registration, I ain't got none but I got a clear conscience
'Bout the things that I done
Mister state trooper, please don't stop me,
Mister state trooper, please don't stop me"
Bruce Springsteen, State trooper, Nebraska, Sony Records, 1982
It takes a "special" personality to become a cop.
You sir, may have just lost your back coverage.
Is that a threat? Spose i should just keep listening to pink floyd and smokin that purple shit...
And moving from northern B.C. isn't Hicksville?
Signed John Hicks
Over here in Spokane where our elected officials are gay and the police are corrupt as all get out, we live by the saying, "sleep on your back or big brother will". I'd feel better if Trooper drut DIDN'T have my back!
It's a good thing I started work this morning before reading "Another day on the WFF" or "As the WFF turns" or "General WFF"
I'm laughing so hard I can't type.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That was the quote of the day!!!!
Very funny thread guys and gals! Too bad about a few misunderstandings, but seems like it's all worked out and after all of these views, it's probably expected!
Welcome DRut and Linnea! :beer2: Did I miss any other new guys? Didn't mean too...
HOLEY HELL THIS IS FUNNY CRAP!!!!
THIS IS ANOTHER FINE THREAD THAT WOULD FIT IN A 'ANYTHING GOES(JUST ABOUT)' GALLERY.
D, SEND YOUR GIRL DOWN HERE, ILL CONVINCE HER TO GO FISHING WITH ME!!!
NAWWW...JUST KIDDING MAN, I AM MARRIED, MY WIFE FISHES WITH ME TOO!!!
NOT MANY FNG'S COME ON HERE AND START OFF WITH SUCH A HOT THREAD. WELCOME TO THE BOARD MAN!!!