Discussion in 'Lost, Found, Stolen' started by cb3fish, Mar 22, 2012.
I just lost my new girlfriend............If anybody comes across her, please keep her
If you dont want her why would we
Sorry Carl, I gave her your address and very detailed directions about five minutes before reading this. She mumbled something about you leaving her at a gas station out in the middle of nowhere when she went to the bathroom. Well played!
Ah, when I was "traded-in" on a younger model, I discovered that the best revenge when your significant other dumps you is to let him keep her. Sound choice!
I think she dumped me because ......I believe in catch and release not only fish, but WOMEN.