A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy >lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit >complete with pager. > >As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, "Gee, she's fat!" > >The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to be quiet. > >A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as >far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!" > >The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy. >The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet. > >After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line. >Just then, her pager begin to emit a beep, beep, beep. > >The little boy yells out, > > "Run for your life -- She's reversing!