NFR: Profanity

Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by PT, Jul 8, 2007.

  1. Be Jofus G

    Be Jofus G Banned or Parked

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    Sometimes when I don't get enough fishing time in, I stroll into the bathroom at work, walk up to the urinal and hold down the handle. I close my eyes and pretend I'm in the mountains fishing a deep pool below a waterfall of crystal blue and foaming white water. My first cast is a beauty, rolling out perfectly, placing my fly gently on the water 4 feet upstream of a rising monster cutthroat. The cutthroat gracefully darts toward my fly. Just as I'm ready to set the hook the asshole in the next stall lets one rip and I run into the hallway screaming ROCK SLIDE ROCK SLIDE!!!!!! :rofl:
     
  2. Dave Hartman

    Dave Hartman Strip'n Flywear

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    Super funny!
     
  3. chadk

    chadk Be the guide...

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    :rofl: :rofl:
     
  4. Coach Duff

    Coach Duff Banned or Parked

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :beer2: Coach
     
  5. LT

    LT Member

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    I can't believe I just read four pages of this bullshit....I'm one big FUCKING loser.
     
  6. chadk

    chadk Be the guide...

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    I'm surprised it took you 4 pages to figure that one out...
     
  7. Zen Piscator

    Zen Piscator Supporting wild steelhead, gravel to gravel.

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    Biologicly impossible. More simply, logicly impossible.
     
  8. Old Man

    Old Man Just an Old Man

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    I did last year and you never looked me up. Besides I don't drink nothing stronger than Diet Coke. Just let me know when you are in the area and at what fly shop you are hanging around and I will look you up. It is simpler that way.

    Jim
     
  9. GATOR9

    GATOR9 Hey you guys

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    The "ZEN" has spoken, it is now over.
     
  10. JS

    JS Active Member

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    Wow! Actually they grow wings and fly to the salt then come back to the ponds anually.
     
  11. Mike Etgen

    Mike Etgen Not Quite A Luddite, But Can See One From Here

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    I guess, if you support the idea that it somehow added something to the quality of the thread to correct someone in condescending fashion about how they choose to describe a fish.

    That would show as much class as someone rushing in to correct Zen's spelling. Oops. Which should actually, maybe, lead to an indictment of Washington Public education, or questions about state of Montana college enrollment standards, or a discussion of the casual nature of online communication in general.

    In other words, in a discussion generally (though not completely) devoid of the thought process, Andy's post was hardly the winner, but certainly a representative of the lowest common denominator.

    C U L8R :rolleyes:
     
  12. Richard E

    Richard E Active Member

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    I think Old Man is a little jealous cuz Coach Puff is taking over the role as resident website grouch.

    I prefer Old Man. Although testy and opinionated, at least he's courteous.
     
  13. PT

    PT Physhicist

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    Why don't we just let this fall off the page. Wasn't trying to do anything other than give people a little something to think about.

    Which 5 wt. should I buy?
     
  14. Jon Borcherding

    Jon Borcherding New Member

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    I hear TFO is gonna make a purple one and donate some of the profits to testicle cancer survivors.:clown:

    JonB
     
  15. Gary Thompson

    Gary Thompson dirty dog

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    Which 5wt should you buy? Well the one that feels right.
    It must be the heat has gotten to everyones head.
    Take a long walk off into a cold creek. I hear OMJ knows of some really cold ones.