Here's a little something that hopefully gives you a grin or two and lightens up the forum.
Some seem pretty applicable to the forum especially with some of the recent "goings on".
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What's a "paraprosdokian"?
Posted on December 7, 2012 by Carolyn Thomas
Sir Winston Churchill apparently loved a good paraprosdokian. Do you know what that is?
First, the word's definition:
"A figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected"
Here's a classic example of a paraprosdokian from Sir Winston: "If you are going through hell, keep going!" And here are 20 more non-Churchill paraprosdokians:
1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
3. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
5. We never really grow up. We only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
10. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
12. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, 'In case of emergency, notify ___" - I put 'DOCTOR'.
13. I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you.
14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
17. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
18. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
19. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
20. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Some seem pretty applicable to the forum especially with some of the recent "goings on".
← Previous Next →
What's a "paraprosdokian"?
Posted on December 7, 2012 by Carolyn Thomas
Sir Winston Churchill apparently loved a good paraprosdokian. Do you know what that is?
First, the word's definition:
"A figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected"
Here's a classic example of a paraprosdokian from Sir Winston: "If you are going through hell, keep going!" And here are 20 more non-Churchill paraprosdokians:
1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
3. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
5. We never really grow up. We only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
10. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
12. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, 'In case of emergency, notify ___" - I put 'DOCTOR'.
13. I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you.
14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
17. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
18. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
19. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
20. You're never too old to learn something stupid.