Salmon fly season on Rock Creek

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  1. junebug41

    junebug41 Junior Dave Monti fan

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    :rofl:

    Brilliant Stuff.
     
  2. junebug41

    junebug41 Junior Dave Monti fan

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    I've actually become kind of curious as to what exactly happens after you beat somebody down over a fishing spot. Do you just pick your rod back up, straighten your vest out and go back to fishing the disputed run while the unfortunate slob lays there and bleeds? Or maybe you kick a little dirt on him and say "I told you, son, it's MY spot... beeatch!" and then leave? Or is there a more knightly etiquette to it, so the losing combatant, realizing defeat is at hand, drops his dukes and says "You have defeated me in battle. I concede. The spot is yours." and you shake hands and part ways?


    Am I anywhere in the ballpark? What is the protocol here?
     
  3. KerryS

    KerryS Ignored Member

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    I don't know about fly flickers but I watched a pretty good brawl amongst some gut chuckers on the Samish River during king season a few years ago. No handshakes, no I told you so, none of that. I do believe that 2 or 3 were given stainless steel bracelets and a free ride to the Sheriff's place and several others were detained and interviewed on scene for an hour or so.
     
  4. Itchy Dog

    Itchy Dog Some call me Kirk Werner

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    I think you pull your waders back up, light a smoke, and kick back all relaxed and spent-like. The other guy is obviously unconcscious and bleeding from the ears and rectum.
     
  5. dryflylarry

    dryflylarry "Chasing Riseforms"

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    Maybe the losing combatant could pick up and leave, wading rather sloppily through the run or pool? Throw a few rocks in after the last exiting? :hmmm:
     
  6. Tim Morrison

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    HAHA itchy will literaly rape you, thats right he can and will rape a grown man :rofl:
     
  7. Tim Morrison

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    really!? are you taking any of what jcalderon said seriously? i never said i was going to kick your ass my friend just thinks its entertaining to get me into fights.

    none of the things you listed means anyone is tough and if you really think it does then your a poser! true badasses dont get on the net and try to flex.

    what flag do you fly? i work with a couple dudes that fly 81 and they run when i say get me my spud wrenches and a 8lb sledge.
     
  8. Itchy Dog

    Itchy Dog Some call me Kirk Werner

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    Not so fast, Tim -- I was just speculating. I'm a non-combatant so I'd be on neither end
    of the bout. I'm less of a fighter and more of an entrepreneur; promoting the event and
    egging things on from a safe distance, and taking bets on the outcome. You know, like
    Don King, but without the goofy hair.
     
  9. Stewart

    Stewart Skunk Happens

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    I leave before the first punch. Then I cut the gas line to your Harley, or leave the valve cores for your pickup on the hood as I move to my next secret spot.:rofl:
     
  10. Norme

    Norme DM is a D bag

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    He will definitely be bleeding from the rectum after Dave Monti is done with him..
     
  11. jcalderon

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Entertaining is an understatement.

    Anyhow, I am a little dissapointed that some have spoken of guns, weapons, biker gangs ect. What ever happened to a god ol' throwdown. Id be willing to bet that some of "said" people would not be willing to throw down in a controlled enviroment, perhaps a cage with rules. This fear of losing generally leads to a toughguy mentality and speaking of guns, homies ect.

    just my .02
     
  12. Jeremy Floyd

    Jeremy Floyd fly fishing my way through life

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    I'll go 6 minutes on the mat with anyone Jesse...

    May not be a fight but domination is domination.
     
  13. jcalderon

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    That's what I like to hear. I knew you were the truth. LOL You got heart
     
  14. Itchy Dog

    Itchy Dog Some call me Kirk Werner

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    Jeremy,

    What color is your singlet?
     
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    ITCH, dont dogg the singlet. Especially not the Crimson and Gray.