The Non-Crude Upstanding Gentleman Caption Contest

Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by JesseC, Jan 22, 2013.

  1. porterHause

    porterHause Just call me Jon

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    " Dear me, what is that thing coming out of her nose?"

    "SPACEBALLS!!?!?!?"

    " Oh shit, there goes the planet."

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  2. TD

    TD Active Member

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    "bloody posers"
     
  3. o mykiss

    o mykiss Active Member

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    Bloody hell, sir, that bloke just pricked a seatrout with a lowly yarn fly under a plastic bubble while shouting "bring da' noiz, steelface!" God Save the Queen! He just drank Fireball from a plastic bottle in celebration, and now he's flashing his grill at us! How does a bloody American gangster fisherman like that even afford the beat fees?
     
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  4. Bill Aubrey

    Bill Aubrey Active Member

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    Look there, old chap. They are shooting one of those vulgar women in waders calendars. And that appears to be Sarah Palin. Nice waders, what!
     
  5. tythetier

    tythetier Fish Slayer

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    That shit twit is pounding down a perfectly good bottle of of Jameson... May he drown before he reaches the bottom'
     
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  6. bigdood

    bigdood fishing hack

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    Invisible budgie loves going fishing

    (Note: I was originally going with a 'smell my finger' type caption but couldn't make it work with the distance between nose/finger)
     
  7. Kent Lufkin

    Kent Lufkin Remember when you could remember everything?

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    Prince Charles probably shags the help wherever the f__k he feels like it.

    K
     
  8. wadin' boot

    wadin' boot Donny, you're out of your element...

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    I love May-December swing days. Look there's Sebastion and his Bear.
     
  9. Travis Bille

    Travis Bille Active Member

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    "I'm bloody well pissed and fancy a shag with a randy bird. Also, these waders make my nads itch"
     
  10. Richard Torres

    Richard Torres Active Member

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    Yes it was right over there on the other side, and I still remember it to this day Holmes.

    Such rubbish that Fowl lad was, traipsing up and down the brook with that cane stick in his hand and flapping it in the air like a dodo bird with a wounded wing!
     
  11. lylelovett666

    lylelovett666 Active Member

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    If I need to poop that's where I usually do it.
     
  12. Porter

    Porter Active Member

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    "See him, that one over there, they call him Sir Mingo, supposedly he is to be knighted tomorrow, for what I have no fudgin idea, can't stand him, I give you 10 shillings to wipe that O face off his freakin mug!"
     
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  13. Chad Lewis

    Chad Lewis NEVER wonder what to do with your free time

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    Blimey Guvna'! Look! Wonna 'em yank blokes sportin' 'is hat with a WFF logo, 'e is! Wot, that's the neighborhood gone.
     
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  14. Chris Johnson

    Chris Johnson Member: Native Fish Society

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    Atta boy Lyle
     
  15. Ed Call

    Ed Call Mumbling Moderator Staff Member

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    Brady, well played sir! You have woven the threads of gutless rods, crude and tweed. Bloody well played.