Urinating in the river?

Discussion in 'Spey Clave' started by Panhandle, May 22, 2010.

  1. doublespey

    doublespey Steelhead-a-holic

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    The Tug is the Drug, eh? :clown:

    And if you're having trouble with this, I suggest following the WDFW's example and lower expectation (= hip waders).

    Pan, I hope you're enjoying all this. :rofl:

    cheers,

    Brian
     
  2. Ed Call

    Ed Call Mumbling Moderator Staff Member

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    Best way to fix a low holer, piss in the river and stink up the run.
     
  3. yellowlab

    yellowlab Active Member

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    I don't want to stop my fishing time to pee, so before I go out always have a Catheder ready to go!!! An essential part of a fisherman's vest.
     
  4. Panhandle

    Panhandle Active Member

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    Salmo, if I understand you right,you stating that I shoul stretch my junk over the waders instead of dropping my waders. I don't know about the guys you fish with, and I don't want to provide too much information, but I can barely clear my waders when I drop them. You guys are from another generation and perhaps are hung like horses. Good for you, man, good for you.
     
  5. KerryS

    KerryS Ignored Member

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    The winter steelheading joke is; I have a 2 layer long dick and I am wearing 3 layers under my waders. Guess where the dribbles go.
     
  6. thewaker

    thewaker Tight line takes ain't no fakes!!

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    I about spit my coffee out reading these! Good laugh therapy thanks.
     
  7. flybill

    flybill Purveyor of fine hackle, wine & cigars!

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    Don't eat the yellow snow or drink the yellow water! And go fishing, instead of posting lame shit like this... or fish for the brown trout from the sewage dump in the lower Yak! :clown:
     
  8. Old Man

    Old Man Just an Old Man

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    Talking about peeing in a river. Where I live and I pee in a river, sooner or later the pee will end up in the Gulf of Mexico. But if I lived in Butte my pee would end up in the Pacific Ocean sooner or later. This is something to think about, NOT.
     
  9. golfman65

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    Kind of reminds me of the joke about why dogs don't need wives...oh wait, when your married that stops too...hmmm would that make you gay? shit...???.....wet wading in the summer is what river peeing was made for....:)
     
  10. dryflylarry

    dryflylarry "Chasing Riseforms"

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  11. Panhandle

    Panhandle Active Member

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    Uhhhm.............
     
  12. fullerfly

    fullerfly Calvin Fuller

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    I always thought the water was a little cold to pee in the river....but at least you can figure out how deep you are wading.
     
  13. fullerfly

    fullerfly Calvin Fuller

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    .....and as long as you are drinking all day...shouldn't really matter to the fish. Unless you are drinking Natty Ice, then they really get stirred up.
     
  14. surfnfish

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    All depends how far out in the river I am. These days, if I'm over 10' from the bank, good chance some of it will hit the river...

    LOL...
     
  15. surfnfish

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    All depends how far out from the bank I am. Getting older now, so anything over 10' away means it's a good chance some of it will hit the river...

    LOL...