you know you're a fly fisherman when....

Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by David Prutsman, Dec 15, 2005.

  1. David Prutsman

    David Prutsman All men are equal before fish

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    You have holes in your waders but you go anyways

    You zap-a-gap flies to your fingers

    You have worn flies for earings (unintentionally)

    You have been in trouble for spending more time with the fish than your wife/girlfriend

    you refuse to buy THE ring because it would cut into your fishing budget


    .....Keep it going.....
     
  2. Dan

    Dan Member

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    When ... your net worth is defined by your bamboo rod collection.
     
  3. Pat M

    Pat M Chasing Tiger Trout

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    When you put on your waders in the morning instead of your work pants.
     
  4. Stephen Rice

    Stephen Rice Senior Member

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    when you find flies in percarious places like in the Bathroom and wonder how the heck that got there! :eek:

    when all of your reading material in the Bathroom consists of Fly fishing magazines and books about fly fishing.

    when you decide to use the money you were going to use for the power bill for Gas money to get to the river you want to go to.

    when you decide to buy tippet line instead of eating lunch.
     
  5. Steelie Mike

    Steelie Mike Active Member

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    When you were up all night tying five dozen egg patterns. :beathead: :beathead: :beathead:
     
  6. motroutbum

    motroutbum New Member

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    when you choose a college based on the distance it is from a prime river
     
  7. Smalma

    Smalma Active Member

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    When your number of fly boxes rivals the number of shoe pairs your wife/girl friend have!

    When your fly rod collection looks like a bass master's rod locker!

    When you and your buddy's conversations are dominated by the nuances of a recent hatch, the tying details of a new fly pattern, how to construct a specialized sink tip, leader recipes, etc rather than how fishing was.

    Tight lines
    Curt
     
  8. AFJBugger

    AFJBugger New Member

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    When a co-worker points out the Zonker stuck in the cuff of your suit pants.

    Three days ago...thank you very much. ;)

    Adam
     
  9. spanishfly

    spanishfly Steelberg

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    When you have flies dangling from your visor or headliner even after you cleaned your vehicle.

    When you turn down other job opportunities regardless of salary because you would have to drive hours to fish.

    Dennis
     
  10. FISHHEAD FRED

    FISHHEAD FRED New Member

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    When you find flys on the carpet at home and breathe a sigh of relief your cat didn't eat it.:eek:
    When you use fur from said cat and her sidekick dog Duke to substitute Hares
    mask to tie nymphs with.:rofl:
    When you simply must have the Rolls Royce of rod and reels but you drive 8 miles to save .03 cents a gallon on gas.
    Fishhead Too
     
  11. Turtle soup

    Turtle soup New Member

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    When your drift boat holds a higher rank in the house than your wife/girlfriend!
     
  12. chadk

    chadk Be the guide...

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    Instead of counting sheep or whatever to fall asleep at night, you imagine yourself standing in your favorite river and let the rythem of the cast rock you to sleep. (just be careful, your wife may not understand when you suddenly set the hook as you are drifting off to sleep and the big one slams your dry fly...)
     
  13. Banzai

    Banzai FFing and VWs...Bugs & Bugs

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    ...when you don't consider a trip with the spouse a "getaway" unless you have a place to fly fish. ex.: "Maui? 'Cuz the guys from WFF are gonna be there..."
    ...you have a complete fly rig in every vehicle you own "because you just never know..."
    ...you don't consider purchasing a new vehicle for the wife because what she wants wouldn't suit fishing
     
  14. Oneweight

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    ....when you check this board every 10 mins while at work to get a feel for what's happening in the ffishing community.
     
  15. Kent Lufkin

    Kent Lufkin Remember when you could remember everything?

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    Hahahahahah! :rofl:

    Check out this guy's collection, as posted in a recent thread on Clark's.

    K