You know you're getting old(er), when...

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  1. generic

    generic Justified

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    So.... The other day, when I was wrestling around with one of my little ones, they stopped, looked at me, and asked (what I use think was a dreaded question), "Daddy, are you old?"

    I immediately asked myself, "What brought that on? Did I let out a whimper just now, when they jumped off the couch (knees first) onto my back? Is there a gray hair on my head I can't see?" So I've been asking myself, "Am I old?" The answer: I'm as old as I feel. Which means, some days I feel younger than usual. :p

    So I ask you guys. Complete the following sentence:

    You know you're getting old, when....

    You know you're getting old, when you see a hottie at the mall and ask yourself, "Hmm... I wonder what her mom looks like?"
     
  2. Stonefish

    Stonefish Triploid, Humpy & Seaplane Hater

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    You have to send yourself an email or voicemail to remember to do things.
     
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    You have to ask your kids to show you how to check your email or voicemail to see what you needed to remind yourself.
     
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    Freestone Not to be confused with freestoneangler

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    You are told that you are too old to be a Cougar! :(
     
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    When one of the top features you look for in new waders is how easy can I "drop trow to pee". :confused:
     
  7. Jim Ficklin

    Jim Ficklin Genuine Montana Fossil

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    You naturally refer to folks as "young lady" or "young man," it feels comfortable to do so, and they don't question you.
     
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  8. Old Man

    Old Man Just an Old Man (NFR)

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    ..when you find yourself answering this.
     
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    When you tell your grand kids the first time you saw Psycho and The Magnificent Seven was their first run in the movie theater.
     
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    check, check, check, check,........ yup! I'm old.
     
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    What was the question?
     
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  14. zen leecher aka bill w

    zen leecher aka bill w born to work, forced to fish

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    You remember when Eisenhower was president.

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    When you grandkid says, "Grandpa, who is Elvis?"

    When you have to use both your reading glasses and a flip focal to tie on a fly.