Off topic a bit, I used to belong to one of Seattle’s golf clubs. One day I played with a member known by many as one of the Club’s assholes, a lawyer, and worse a cheater. Somehow we started talking about the tunnel, and I said I thought it was ridiculous largely because the main benefactors weren’t paying a dime. He asked what I meant, to which I said all of the underused properties, mostly vacant, adjacent to the viaduct would reap huge rewards and are paying nothing. He smiled and said “you’re right, I own a couple of those buildings.”
Hey Shawn. Thought this thread would be epic. Problem is you nailed it right away. I think the Mods should make it a 'sticky'. Berthas Big Hole! Now if some of you IT geniuses can do your best (worst?) you can make it happen! Just think: a Seattle landmark properly named and worthy of nationwide snide remarks. C'mon guys, put down that 2nd double whatever and make it happen. Haven't you wanted to be part of a small rebellion?
Has some PR potential though... "Conveniently visit beautiful downtown Seattle through her DIGESTIVE TRACT". Draw your own conclusions about naming the entry/exit points, but the south end is kinda self-explanatory. Throw in a few more bucks to commission some some public artwork and... well... never mind.