From Donnie Darko's dad's heart-to-heart with Donnie:
...whatever happens to you, be honest, tell the truth, even if they do look at you funny...they will...but what you got to understand, son, is that almost all of those people are full of shit.(Laughs) They're all part of this great big conspiracy...bullshit.And they're scared of people like you... because those bullshitters know that you're smarter than all of them.You know what you say to people like that?
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!
Maude Lebowski (watching Bunnie's "movie")The plotline is atrocious, you couldn't guess what happens next.
Dude:He fixes the cable?
Maude, Don't be fractious, Jeffrey.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Big Black Guy: You beatin' 10 cops. How come I don't see no bruises on you?
Billy Ray: 'Cause I'm a karate man, see! And a karate man bruises on the inside! They don't show their weakness. But you don't know that because you're a big Barry White looking mother****er!