NFR Quarantine Humor

wanderingrichard

Active Member
A friend in High School had a 'hot rod' Corvair. Rode with him once and he was crazier than me, which was no easy task. A month later he rolled it and had a close encounter with a telephone poll. Not a scratch, but had to be cut out of that POS!
Anyone ever jack up the rear end on a Gremlin??
 

silvercreek

WFF Supporter
A biker stopped by the Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.

However, he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home. The owner said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Hey, thanks!" the biker said, and out the door he went.

But in the parking lot he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?" The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"

The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
 

silvercreek

WFF Supporter
"The Merlot"

The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.

She regarded the wine coolly for a second without looking over at the man........and decided to send a reply note.

The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read:

"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants"

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded his note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman.

It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. However, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."
 

wanderingrichard

Active Member
I see I'm not the only one who named their truck. Mine is Old Paint, 2000 F150 XL 2WD w/ 4.2. Just been a very dependable work cab truck over the years.
 

David Loy

Senior Moment
I bought a 1970 Gremlin new for $2,555.57, and drove the piss out of it. Won’t bother with the blow by blow, but that car saw some HARD miles, but kept running for years. I’ve heard probably all the jokes, but it served me well. Was a good car.
 

wanderingrichard

Active Member
Like this?
I was thinking of the air shocks, single bank headers and mag wheels set of Snyder County, PA. from the 80's.

Lost a distant cousin because he did that and ended up inside a tree trying to go too fast.
 

IveofIone

WFF Supporter
I bought a 1970 Gremlin new for $2,555.57, and drove the piss out of it. Won’t bother with the blow by blow, but that car saw some HARD miles, but kept running for years. I’ve heard probably all the jokes, but it served me well. Was a good car.
Back in the 70's a Gremlin was pretty rad but compared to the spindled/folded/mutilated Japanese cute utes today it seems boringly normal. At least it wasn't a look-alike...
 

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