Living at the place of many waters
Too true.A doctor was addressing a large audience. 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago; red meat is awful; soft drinks corrode your stomach lining; Chinese food is loaded with MSG.; high fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'
Just jokin' of course..
Reminds me of the argument between two guys from opposite ends of the country about who had the worse mosquitoes. One said the skeeters were so bad you had to put repellent on twice a day. The other said Our skeeters just lick that shit off and keep on eating but the winner was when the last guy said Our skeeters have been known to rape chickens.Wisconsin man is forced to entertain his brother-in-law from Texas.
During the whole visit, the Texan keeps talking about how everything is bigger and better in Texas.
One afternoon the two go for a drive in the country. An eight point buck runs across the road. "What was that?" Says the Texan.
"A deer" replies the Wisconsinite.
"That scrawny little thing?" says the Texan, "Why in Texas, our deer are twice that size.
A little while later a cottontail rabbit runs across the road. "What was that" says the Texan.
"A rabbit" says the Wisconsinite.
The Texan says "That little bitty thing. Why, in Texas, we have jack rabbits that are three times that big.
A little while later, they pass a twenty pound snapping turtle on the side of the road. "What was that" says the Texan.
"That" says the Wisconsinite "was a wood tick."