Big medical news in the UK this morning. A boy was born without eyelids and a team of specialized doctors performed a ten hour operation using his circumcised fore skin to create eyelids. The operation was a huge success.....but when the boy finally awakened and blinked a few times.....he opened both eyes wide and to the doctors dismay, the boy was a little cockeyed!
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob : "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist : "Of course, we do."
Jacob : "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist : "All kinds."
Jacob : "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist : "Definitely."
Jacob : "How about suppositories?" Pharmacist : "You bet!"
Jacob : "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?" Pharmacist : "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob : " What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist : "Absolutely."
Jacob : "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist : "We sure do."
Jacob : "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" Pharmacist : "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob : "Adult diapers?" Pharmacist : "Sure."
Jacob : " We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."