Overheard on the Dean. Two older anglers were fishing across the river from me when one hooked a fish that was putting up an epic battle. After a bit of time one says "that looks like a pretty good one. How big is he?" The immediate answer, "I don't know, I haven't lost him yet."
“If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit” W. C. Fields
“The sun was warm but the wind was chill. / You know how it is with an April day. / When the sun is out and the wind is still, / You’re one month on in the middle of May. /But if you so much as dare to speak, / a cloud comes over the sunlit arch, /And wind comes off a frozen peak, /And you’re two months back in the middle of March.” Robert Frost