I am sooo busted!

#18
NFR: I am sooo busted!

Dude, I've been told a 1000 times that for a wife or girlfriend it can be very lonely. If there is this much friction already, then you are baked! I've been married and divorced three times and fishing always came up as a reason. It is normal for a couple to have their own separate gig(fly fishing, shopping) besides being a couple. If it aint fun get the hell out. Besides, you called her fat on a public forum, which she read. Time for a new GF!
 

XstreamAngler

...has several mistresses.
#19
NFR: I am sooo busted!

Get her best friend drunk, make out with her right in front of the girl, tell the girl if she had kept her package nice and tight for you, you would NOT be running out and fishing and making out with her best friend. Tell her you like fattie fish and not fattie girls, while her ego is down tell her she is ugly and you are ashamed to be seen in public with her........she'll either tighten up that package and turn into a porn star for you or she will split. Either way, you win.

SAK
 

Jim Wallace

Smells like low tide.
#21
NFR: I am sooo busted!

Get her best friend drunk, make out with her right in front of the girl, tell the girl if she had kept her package nice and tight for you, you would NOT be running out and fishing and making out with her best friend. Tell her you like fattie fish and not fattie girls, while her ego is down tell her she is ugly and you are ashamed to be seen in public with her........she'll either tighten up that package and turn into a porn star for you or she will split. Either way, you win.

SAK
Spot On! Life's too short to have to reap what you just sowed, bro!bawling:bawling:bawling::clown::rofl:

Whatever you do, don't take her someplace tropical where she'll have to wear a bikini and feel fat, while you can't resist oogling all the nubile nuggies and gettin' busted even more.
 

agent montana

This Must be a sickness!! MARINATE!!!
#22
NFR: I am sooo busted!

Get her best friend drunk, make out with her right in front of the girl, tell the girl if she had kept her package nice and tight for you, you would NOT be running out and fishing and making out with her best friend. Tell her you like fattie fish and not fattie girls, while her ego is down tell her she is ugly and you are ashamed to be seen in public with her........she'll either tighten up that package and turn into a porn star for you or she will split. Either way, you win.

SAK
Pimpin aint easy!!!! Sak done marinted that overnight in the frigerator for a couple of days..That flavor is down to the bone!
 
#24
NFR: I am sooo busted!

SAK is right about his approach. Don’t listen to all that, “do you love her” bullshit. You already stated how you felt publicly. Tell her she is on notice. That your advisors here at the man-whore convention pointed out you’re nearing the end of the relationship and that you need some spin down time before the actual move out. She better be letting you tap that ass until she can make the decision not to go spying on you online to find out what the hell you are doing. Do you know how wrong that is? Fish on yet?

Now I know what yer thinking cuz I know waassupp. Girlies that are bent enough to do that usually are good enough of a ride that you more than likely have the beginnings of a man-gina. So it’s going to be really hard for you to pull the trigger, but you need to shit or get off the pot buddy. You are wasting fishing time!
 

Panhandle

Active Member
#25
NFR: I am sooo busted!

This is some funny shit.... keep it coming.:thumb:

I'm married and happy bro, but if I knew then, what I know, I wouldn't have waisted anytime with all the lame chicks from my past. Move on-- life's too short to play bullshit. Have fun, go fish, get laid, drink alot, and when you meet the right chick (which you clearly haven't) settle down. :ray1:
 

Flyborg

Active Member
#26
NFR: I am sooo busted!

FB, are you, um, by chance, divorced or single? No reason for asking or anything.

Grouse
I'm married as far as the law is concerned, but my wifes always had problems putting weight on and I've always had a taste for anorexic women. Of course, I probably get less action than your average single guy at this point in my life. Which brings me to a good point:

A healthy female libido requires some body fat. Don't be in too big a hurry to get her on the treadmill. Maybe you should post some pictures for us and let us help decide. Before/after pics would be especially helpful :)
 
#27
NFR: I am sooo busted!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Snake
So, here's my question:
My girlfriend is getting fat. Should I dump her and find a new hot chick, or close my eyes and pretend?
If you're capable of option 1 that pretty much answers it :clown:

Ah Geez.....first Evans, then Loopy.....now I gotta deal with Grouse over here! (Grouse....WELCOME!)
 
#28
NFR: I am sooo busted!

All I've got to say is better YOU than ME! Its usually my dumb-ass getting into situations like that.

You might as well move on. Having your girl stumble upon your post announcing to the world that she is getting fat and your contemplation to ditch here for another (more attractive) woman is BAD news. From a man's perspective it sounds like 1/2 B.S bravado but to a woman.....it is something she will NEVER EVER (did I say EVVVVVVVEEEERRRRRR) forget!

Good luck Bro, Dr. Studley's advice is to cut your losses. Besides summers almost here and what better time is there to break up with a woman!
 

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