I am sooo busted!

#31
NFR: I am sooo busted!

FACT: hot pussy is the most over-rated thing in human life.

FACT: most men ruin their lives simply because they want a hot babe to have sex with.

After dating several hotties and having many friends date hotties, I came to the realization hotties are mostly *ucked in the head from recieving too much special attention in their lives.

It just isn't worth it to marry an exotic bird that needs constant maintinence.

Marry the woman who is your best friend, not the one that makes your pole jump or gets you a lot of attention from other girls and guys.

ULTIMATE FACT: behind every HOT woman is a guy tired of *ucking her.
 
#32
NFR: I am sooo busted!

FACT: hot pussy is the most over-rated thing in human life.

FACT: most men ruin their lives simply because they want a hot babe to have sex with.

FACT: behind every HOT woman is a guy tired of *ucking her.

I can't say I agree with you on the first two but the third one is spot on.
 
#34
NFR: I am sooo busted!

I can't say I agree with you on the first two but the third one is spot on.
It just amazes me, all the unhappiness and hoops and BS some guys put up with just to keep a hottie as a girlfriend.

And don't get me wrong, I love sex as much as any other guy, I just know that good sex with a hottie in and of itself isn't enough to keep a man happy for the duration of his life. A lot of my friends don't yet realize this and they constantly put up with some BS drama in their girlfriend's life.

My girlfriend who I intend to marry likes to read books and go for walks and likes camping. That is my kind of woman.

If she can't enjoy the simple things in life and needs special attention constantly, dump her AND RUN.
 
#35
NFR: I am sooo busted!

If her feelings are just a bit hurt and will be over it with a short explanation - no gifts or repetition of said explanation- then she may be a keeper.

If she is actually angry with you and/or inconsolable - get out NOW! You are obviously the kind of guy that does stupid stuff like that (me too); so you need someone who won't ruin your week over it.
 

Panhandle

Active Member
#37
NFR: I am sooo busted!

My girlfriend who I intend to marry likes to read books and go for walks and likes camping. That is my kind of woman.
You forgot to mention quiet walks on the beach, Jason.... you gotta have quiet walks on the beach in there. It's nice to see some men still like to just snuggle and make love. Sorry, Jason-- I couldn't resist.:D
 

GATOR9

Hey you guys
#38
NFR: I am sooo busted!

Here is your answer, check out the ULTIMATE FISHING VEHICLE, 6th. post and then make up
your mind. Even Dr. Citori could not give your better advise.bawling::):beer2:
 

Philster

Active Member
#40
NFR: I am sooo busted!

Hmmm... You're getting some great advice here... Knowing some of the personal histories a little... Let's just say I hope they're joking, but it's hard to tell. But I'm going to bring it all down a little and be serious. The "pimps" who have responded don't know shit about women...

Look at it from her perspective. You publicly stated that nothing about her matters but her body. What she thinks, what she feels, all the little things she does for you. See, women don't understand that we don't really care about the little things they do for us. But you have to understand that that's all that matters to them. What makes "our song" special, isn't that it's special. What makes it special is that YOU, the guy, have acknowledged that YOU understand that it's special to HER and that YOU can remember it with no more than 10 seconds of going "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHH" when she asks you about it because YOU know it makes her feel loved. See when she says "Oh can you pick up some ice cream" You're supposed to know what flavors she likes. My wife asked me just this weekend to get her a "piece of pie" at QFC. I know that I'm supposed to know what kind of pie she likes, and don't think for a second that my "treat" later that night didn't have something to do with the fact that I brought her blackberry and not french silk... You're supposed to know what she wants on her pizza, burrito, etc. You're supposed to know that she thinks Sheryl Crow is "Homely" but Fergie, the english former princess not the black eyed pea is "pretty" as crazy as that may sound to you. None of those things really matter, but to her they say everything about how you feel about her.

Have you shared your zero population growth theories with her? You don't want kids. Oh, and when you are being intimate with her, you pretend it isn't her... Dude... Seriously... You Fed up so bad and you and the pimps have no clue how deep that hole you dug is.

Oh and to those who say apologizing is having a "mangina" These are the same guys who didn't have a girlfriend in high school who gave me shit then. And I'll say the same thing I said in 1978. "Yeah, I'm whipped... And if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment with BJ I really don't want to miss" :thumb:
 

Stonefish

Triploid, Humpy & Seaplane Hater
#41
NFR: I am sooo busted!

I say put her on irrevocable waivers. Then you don't have bother calling. Making yourself a free agent is priceless.
 

GATOR9

Hey you guys
#42
NFR: I am sooo busted!

Philster,
Would you not agree that most of us know enough about women/wives to not post a thread like the one that Snake did to get him where he is? even in jest.
 
#43
NFR: I am sooo busted!

Your all wrong. It's called having a sense of humor. If I found something like that I'd post something about his limp tippit. ;)
 

Dave Hartman

Strip'n Flywear
#44
NFR: I am sooo busted!

FACT: hot pussy is the most over-rated thing in human life.

It just isn't worth it to marry an exotic bird that needs constant maintinence.

Marry the woman who is your best friend, not the one that makes your pole jump or gets you a lot of attention from other girls and guys.
My girlfriend who I intend to marry likes to read books and go for walks and likes camping. That is my kind of woman.
Wow, Buehler. I sure hope your girlfriend isn't reading this. Because even if you didn't mean to imply it, she'll defer that you think she's fat and ugly.
 

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