FS Korkers Fisherman's Mocs, size 8

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wadin' boot

Donny, you're out of your element...
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Kirk, maybe these didn't fit because your were using them as galoshes? Try taking your regular shoes off first and then slipping them on. Or maybe try greasing your legs and feet first with some tallow or chicken fat and slipping them on. If that doesn't work, take the greased feet (now you'll want to do this on carpet and not hardwoods), slide 'em into a trash bag, and then insert the foot, into the trash bag and then into the shoe. It may feel a little funny, and look a litle strange too, but then again, who will have the dry feet in the trashbags in the korkers mocs at the end of the day? That's right...You will...and that's something to feel good about right there.
 

wadin' boot

Donny, you're out of your element...
#18
Is this some sort of subtle Matrix reference?
Trinity: I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for the fit. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when it found me, it told me I wasn't really looking for them so much as I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Neo. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
Neo: Where are the size 8.5 Korker's Mocs?
Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.
 

wadin' boot

Donny, you're out of your element...
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If you signed them I bet they'd go for more. I'm not taking sharpie, but more like a glue gun and glitter .... the sort of bling you'd need a trip to Michae'ls to just even get on the vajazzled radar...
 
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