Fucking done

#17
I can see a problems for chickens in all of this.

Dead chickens hanging from door ways all over angler land.

Exorcism for wayward rods all over the place, due to Gene's generous on line offer.

If my credit cards were not all maxed out, I would send you the
$29.95 for that pesky 5 weight in my quiver.
 

zen leecher aka bill w

born to work, forced to fish
#20
Hmmm an exorcism for fly rods? Might catch on, you may have something here.
I would wait for a starless night and then, by the light of an alderwood fire, annoint the rod with the juice of fermented potatoes. The high priest (annointer) is required to wear a uni-sex thong, the prescribed garb of the Seattle Queen Anne metrosexual.

This should render the bad ju-ju harmless and return the rod back to fish hooking and landing. If this ceremony fails a good baptism of spawning chum slime would make it stink enough so that you would not mistake this rod for one of your preferred ones.

On a personal note, I had a bad benchrest rifle that I had bought from a fellow shooter, who bought it from another shooter, who got it from another shooter.... You'd have think I would have picked up on that mobility. It had accuracy issues, usually mid-group. I named the rifle "Christine", after the movie as it seemed truly evil. Shortly afterwards I sold it to a fellow shooter who also transferred it to another shooter.
 

Old Man

Just an Old Man
#21
I know how he feels. Since I moved to Montana, I have no use for my 8wt rod and reel set up. I tried to sell it here but no takers. I ain't going to EBAY. It just sits in the corner and collects dust. But it's in a case.
 

PT

Physhicist
#22
I know how he feels. Since I moved to Montana, I have no use for my 8wt rod and reel set up. I tried to sell it here but no takers. I ain't going to EBAY. It just sits in the corner and collects dust. But it's in a case.
I'll pay shipping.
 
#25
Don't do it, Darth! Deliberately burning a Meiser is practically begging for Old Testament-level Divine Retribution!:mad:
It had been suggested that I donate it to a worthy cause, then I got to thinking, what could entail more karmic justice than a disabled vet donating a spey rod to a program specifically for taking out disabled vets flyfishing? Yup, I think PHW is gonna get themselves a Meiser.
 

SilverFly

Active Member
#26
I prefer the term "Ducking Fun" myself. It's stupid but I'm easily amused and it can be tossed about in mixed company. Not that seems to be an issue here.
 

bennysbuddy

the sultan of swing
#27
Done with the rod, ever since I ETS'd and moved back here I have not brought a fish to hand with that rod. Either LDR'd or the rod breaks but can't seal the deal with it. My burkie, winston, and loop rods have all brought me steelhead, this rod is cursed. I can't get rid of it. I am seriously considering setting it on fire as a sacrifice to the anadromous fish gods.
Send it to me, I specialize in rod rebilitation it could take ten years or so but I promise to turn this cursed rod into a fish catching machine. all my rods have a positive mojo & are eager to preform!!!
 
E

Evan Virnoche

Guest
#28
It had been suggested that I donate it to a worthy cause, then I got to thinking, what could entail more karmic justice than a disabled vet donating a spey rod to a program specifically for taking out disabled vets flyfishing? Yup, I think PHW is gonna get themselves a Meiser.
thats a pretty kick ass idea!

Thank god im only a measily 30% disability from the VA, i am blessed to say i was not seriously injured in the service, like some of the unfortunates.

i too will keep in mind donating some gear as well
 

Fishee

Active Member
#29
EBay is completed garbage. But it is one way to get rid of your junk or trash at home. If you can sell it dirt cheap and you're not losing any money. I say that is a win. All the stuff i've been selling in ebay is dirt cheap. I just feel better than stuff sitting in house collecting dust. A few bucks here and there adds up in the end. But i never expect to gain profit. I think ebay is more of garbage dump.
 
#30
It had been suggested that I donate it to a worthy cause, then I got to thinking, what could entail more karmic justice than a disabled vet donating a spey rod to a program specifically for taking out disabled vets flyfishing? Yup, I think PHW is gonna get themselves a Meiser.



It had been suggested that I donate it to a worthy cause, then I got to thinking, what could entail more karmic justice than a disabled vet donating a spey rod to a program specifically for taking out disabled vets flyfishing? Yup, I think PHW is gonna get themselves a Meiser.
You're going to make their day...and a lot of good fishing karma is in your near future as a result! Nice work!

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