Reminds me of hunting grouse with a friend of mine years back. As we were walking back to the truck, he asked me to hold his Perrazzi so he could take a leak. He's takin' a whizz and I'm standing a couple of feet behind with a shotgun resting on each hip and here come a couple of grouse some other guys had flushed. Took the hip shot, but missed. Scared the shit out of my buddy. Pissed on his own foot. Hilarious!