See...
The second Obama leaves office, it all falls apart. This is total proof that Donald Trump is going to ruin everything thing, and it only took one day to destroy the salmon population. Man, just think of what it's gonna be like over 4 years!
Okay, now that's out of the way...
What do you think they would do with "relief funds"? Make a magic wand, or sprinkle magic fairy dust over the water?
Here's a novel idea: Make/enforce laws that protect the fish, and put a limit on harvesting? BOOM! I know... Your head just blew up, right?
I like my fairy dust with sprinkles please.