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Cigar ashes, dried beer foam, dead gnats, remnant chicken bones and BBQ potato chips stuck in my beard..my flytying bench work area redolent with the scent of belches and chili farts.....and I'm gonna worry 'bout a few scraps of fur and feathers littering my lap?

Ye gods man...what has the world become? How the fuk did we ever make it out of the cave? (Hey,....If you find a manly flytying apron pattern could you send it to me? The OL is givin' me the stink eye over my slovenly habits 'cause I share a craft room with her).
 

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what color would u like Krusty?
I dunno...muted browns, grizzlies, blacks, and olives...like most of the patterns I tie. Maybe throw in a hint of crimson to match my bloodshot scleral envelopes. A bit of tail sparkle wouldn't hurt.

Don't over-do it; we've already burned through much of this year's cialis budget, and I would enjoy some relief from her incessant sexual demands. I'm a flyfisherman...not a plaything.
 

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It's an expectation to have my clothes decorated with bits of dubbing, marabou, hair, the tag ends of thread & hackle fibers. I do have a plastic carpet runner under my tying chair; it makes vacuuming the debris so it doesn't get tracked through the house much easier. And my old Dyson kicks butt!
 
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