fishing apron..

Cigar ashes, dried beer foam, dead gnats, remnant chicken bones and BBQ potato chips stuck in my beard..my flytying bench work area redolent with the scent of belches and chili farts.....and I'm gonna worry 'bout a few scraps of fur and feathers littering my lap?

Ye gods man...what has the world become? How the fuk did we ever make it out of the cave? (Hey,....If you find a manly flytying apron pattern could you send it to me? The OL is givin' me the stink eye over my slovenly habits 'cause I share a craft room with her).

what color would u like Krusty?

bhudda said:

thats right.. I said a fishing apron...does anyone use one while tying flies? it gets messy! feed back please..

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I also like to wear my tying buff when trimming deer hair, it can make a mess of your hair. Get a Dyson, get it all after a session and good for all vacuuming shit to keep the missus happy too.

Dave

bhudda said:

what color would u like Krusty?

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I dunno...muted browns, grizzlies, blacks, and olives...like most of the patterns I tie. Maybe throw in a hint of crimson to match my bloodshot scleral envelopes. A bit of tail sparkle wouldn't hurt.

Don't over-do it; we've already burned through much of this year's cialis budget, and I would enjoy some relief from her incessant sexual demands. I'm a flyfisherman...not a plaything.

I use my BBQ apron, the excess materials stick nicely to the accumulation of sauce and grease.

Does it keep the deer hair and UV glue off your beads?

please someone tie an egg pattern with jungle cock! now what additions should I make- pockets? tool holder?gonad massager? wifi?

bhudda said:

thats right.. I said a fishing apron...does anyone use one while tying flies? it gets messy! feed back please..

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Our own waff member Kent Lufkin, and his wife, Jana, offer some fine working aprons through their Raw Materials Design.
http://www.rawmaterialsdesign.com/

Is this where I sign up for the WFF Apron making contest? I've been waiting for this day for a long time.

It's an expectation to have my clothes decorated with bits of dubbing, marabou, hair, the tag ends of thread & hackle fibers. I do have a plastic carpet runner under my tying chair; it makes vacuuming the debris so it doesn't get tracked through the house much easier. And my old Dyson kicks butt!

WHA! This is a joke, right?

Steve Saville said:

WHA! This is a joke, right?

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Shit, better not be. I'm already warming up the glue gun.

When I was in Jr High school and I took Home Eco. I made myself an apron. It was plaid with blue trim. I got a good grade on it. That was 69 years ago.

I wear a Donna reed apron for various tasks mine is made from denim

My wife's "little French Maid" apron works for me........