Orvis shirts and vests being sold at Costco

Saw the vests there yesterday, didn't realize they were Orvis until you posted this and I looked them up online. FUGLY IMHO.
Backcountry.com has some good deals right now, got a Northface fleece with windstopper outer for $39.

Swimmy.........?

Everyone knows that flyfishing holy garments sold at big box stores are an abomination and insult to our sacred salmonid quest.

Such garments, to be truly sanctified, must be only purchased at piscatorial outlets of authentic troutatorial rectitude and purity.....extra cost an emblem of your dedication and basic flyfishing decency.

Or...you could just buy stuff that keeps you cool, dry, warm, or whatever the season requires. It's not like any of this shit is made in Montana by Americans. You're far too cheap for that anyway. So am I.

Krusty said:

Everyone knows that flyfishing holy garments sold at big box stores are an abomination and insult to our sacred salmonid quest.

Such garments, to be truly sanctified, must be only purchased at piscatorial outlets of authentic troutatorial rectitude.

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And purchased at a premium of course.

Do they have no shame.

dustinchromers said:

Do they have no shame.

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What rhymes with moat rain?

I seem to recall they've had Simm's waders and Sage rods in recent years... looks like they're heading downhill .

Some guys would complain about being hung with a new rope

freestoneangler said:

I seem to recall they've had Simm's waders and Sage rods in recent years... looks like they're heading downhill .

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And Simms purchased those units from Costco as Costco obtained them through unauthorized channels.

Irafly said:

What rhymes with moat rain?

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Boat seine?

Orvis haven't authorized this sale, no way.

Ed Call said:

Boat seine?

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Rhymes with boat, but it is what a boat does.

Fine Chinese quality?

Whatever floats yer fukin' boat.

Irafly said:

What rhymes with moat rain?

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Goat Pain?

I picked two long sleeves up. $15ish bucks.. even if they didn't say "Orvis" on them, they are still nice for the price. I would have got them if they said "Kirkland Signature" or a silhouette of their rotisserie chicken.

dustinchromers said:

Do they have no shame.

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Costco or Orvis?

Jeremy Floyd said:

Some guys would complain about being hung with a new rope

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Love this old saying, but...obviously the complaining is done before the hanging.