No, no, no. Those will never fish right. Everything about them is wrong. I'll shoot you an address to the official "those will never fish" fly disposal contractor. He takes on the responsibility of disposing of flies just like yours so the public is safe and everyone is happy.
Yo, you keep kickin' Flav there and fish them flies. They are sweet. Someone's been talking about me? No wonder there is a constant ringing in my ears.
Mind telling me what kind of hackle and collar feathers you used on the second one? I like the pale pattern quite a bit, everything I've been tying is so dark.
the hackle was from cheapo pack of olive colored burnt spey hackle, there were two in the pack that were a shade or two lighter than the rest. and the collar feathers (if I have the correct nomenclature in mind) was just some mallard flank.