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We've all pulled up to that super busy put-in. All the dorky guides are spewing bullshit...talking about hatches, fly selection, teaching Joeys how to cast, blah, blah, blah.

Meanwhile we pull up in our Cadillac, LP in tow, crankin' some Wu-Tang, crushing Red Bulls, macking on the chicks, and having some serious mother fucking fun!!

The guides may cut an eye but they only hate us cause they ain't us!!

Sorry, Swimmy. I only see this one going 5pgs tops.

And please don't do this in real life. Nothing good can possible come from doing that at a busy launch.

 

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This is what happens when "the most wonderful time of year" is just a memory.

It's the offseason......not always the best season.

 

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Sorry, Swimmy. I only see this one going 5pgs tops.

I was wrong, Swimmy. I should have known better.

 

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Well, 20 minutes ago I proposed.

And she said yes!