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It's supposed to be the quiet sport. I get enough noise in real life.
Don't you find it therapeutic to crush some metal while drifting beads?

Swimmy is quite the attention whore.
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@Swimmy how about a fishing report instead of this mindless shit?
How about lets plan a trip. You come on over to my hood, we'll hop in the Caddy, put on a fishing clinic all over SW Montana, and wrap it up with the greatest report this forum has ever seen.

Swimmy and Freestone making Fishing Reports Great Again!

http://www.washingtonflyfishing.com/forum/threads/ham-and-eggs.139107/
 

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Bro can't you just wait for summer when the alpine melts out so you can crush some sweet trail miles while blasting the sounds of computers contracting AIDS(aka Dubstep) from your sweet bluetooth speaker while your unleashed dog freaks out at being in a unfamiliar environment and chases after all the strangers its currently surrounded by?
 

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My stock stereo was ok. But then I went and added a 12" sub with 1000 watt amp and it was a game changer. Now everyone gets to hear my hot tunes.

Yeah, this guy gets it.

You see swimmy and gocougs partying in the lot, you might as well head on to the next put in.


Tell that to two of our biggest fans!



Lulz, if you can't beat 'em slash their tires.
You're thinking too small. I had two 12" subs, a 1800 watt, and kick-ass 6x9s with tweeters in the doors.... You could rattle fillings out.
 
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Pure blasphemy.

The cool kids all drive a jacked up Porsche Cayenne with BF Goodrich all terrains and blare Bach. Drinks should be boxed wine poured into a yeti tumbler. The boat should be some version of a red scadden and done forget to let the whippet out for a run before you roll up the windows for the day.

At least that’s what us traditional gentleman do. The rest of you should be reported to Sessions.
 

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Don't you find it therapeutic to crush some metal while drifting beads?

Welcome to the forum.


How about lets plan a trip. You come on over to my hood, we'll hop in the Caddy, put on a fishing clinic all over SW Montana, and wrap it up with the greatest report this forum has ever seen.

Swimmy and Freestone making Fishing Reports Great Again!

http://www.washingtonflyfishing.com/forum/threads/ham-and-eggs.139107/
Hang on and let me get into character.

Here I come, can you see me? No? Well you'll hear me cause I be cranking some noise glorifying the plight of the inner shitty. I haven't been there but I'm pretty sure I'd run shit. Yeah, that's me with my flat brim hat and steelhead tattoos along side my Cadillac logo sleeve work. I love logos, mainly Monster but I'll rock a red bull too. See me now, I thought so but just to make sure I'm going to talk real loud in a bro language those over forty can't decode. Yeah that's me blocking the ramp while me and my boys glam out on front of my lifted diesel with oversize rims. Yep, you got me now, I'm the one rocking the dubs on my rig and on the water cause I be hoisting dubs for days son. My name is Chadwick Howell the third but my bros call me C Dogg. Oh yeah now everyone sees me, hell yeah. Now it's time to take to the water, my church, my hood, my joint, in my chrome reaper. Yep, you guessed it, totally tricked out drifter, it's a four door. Sometimes I just open them and rap video about in front of them using strange hand gestures while my crew fights a fish. I guess you could say we're pretty dope.
 

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I only wade fish so can’t say I have rolled up to a launch stylin like you swimmy.

I have been known to roll down the back window of the truck and rip a full on performance of Madonna and Adele songs while gearing at popular beaches during salmon season. “Open Your Heart” and “Like a Virgin” are favorites. “Hello” works wonders as well.

I get a full 3 feet of space between me and the anglers to my left and right when I pull this gimmick....
 
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