I have lived here for over 30 years now and have yet to figure out why anyone would live here. There ain't no fish withing 250 miles of here. Hunting sucks. No good beer. The wind never blows except on the days you want to go fishing (which I don't know why you woudl want to anyway...see above). And the snow stays on the ground for months on end (I haven't seen grass in my yard since November).
Most of the above is true....you all just gotta figure out which parts.:clown: